Museum of Reassigned Office Doors
Gannett Shade, Illinois · Museum · est.
Limited Saturdays appear to be the intended public schedule for the Museum of Reassigned Office Doors, which on the frontage road outside Gannett Shade occupies a former insurance training annex with low windows and an unusually deep vestibule and preserves interior doors removed from schools, clinics, banks, and municipal buildings and later reused somewhere else. A painted roadside sign attributes maintenance to the Gannett Shade Adaptive Materials Society, though the county tourism rack card still credits the Reuse Corridor Steering Committee. The hook, according to the handwritten gallery map posted near the entrance, is that every door is displayed with both its original room title and the title it bore after reassignment: PRINCIPAL became RECORDS, X-RAY became BREAK ROOM, and one frosted-glass ACCOUNTING door allegedly served eight years as CHOIR ROBES. The museum appears open on limited Saturdays, but several correspondents note that the parking lot chain is sometimes left up even when the porch light is on.
Field File · Pending Full Documentation
This location has been reported to Slop Obscura but not yet formally documented. A correspondent has been assigned, pending mileage reimbursement. Details above reflect the original report and have not been improved.