Shrine of the Perpetual Folding Chair
Vesper Glen, Missouri · Religious · est.
Thirty-six beige metal folding chairs are bolted in concentric rows beneath a small open-sided chapel roof, facing a lectern and a backlit sign reading WELCOME ALL DENOMINATIONS BY ARRANGEMENT. The site appears to be maintained by the Vesper Glen Ministerial Association, which posts a handwritten summer schedule for sunrise services, memorials, and what is described only as "quiet seating." The reported hook is not the chapel itself but the chairs: each bears a brass plaque naming the congregation, fellowship hall, or civic lodge from which it was apparently retired. Several correspondents mention a locked side cabinet labeled CHAIR RECORDS, and one notes that the easternmost row is said to have been realigned after a disagreement over proper aisle width. Full documentation will likely require catching the keyholder on a weekday morning.
Field File · Pending Full Documentation
This location has been reported to Slop Obscura but not yet formally documented. A correspondent has been assigned, pending mileage reimbursement. Details above reflect the original report and have not been improved.